They call me María. I'm from Spain. I was born this way in 1997. Love? I prefer vodka. Young, wild and free. Parties, guys, bad language, alcohol. I laugh at my mistakes, so sorry if I laugh in your face. You're beautiful, fuck anyone who disagrees. "Less love, more sex, no calls, just texts, new boy, no ex, more sleep, no stress." You don't know their story? Don't judge.